BEWAFAI

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Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
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Little advice to guys:"Always communicatewith your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"
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Soch ko badlo ,sitaare badal jayege
nazar ko badlo nazaare badal jayege
kashtiya badalne ki zarurat nahi
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Aarz kiya hai,
Khuda bachaye tumhe
in hasino se,
nazino se,
in mahzebino se,
Par in hasino ko
kaun bachaye
tum jaise Kamino se!
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaayega
saat fero ke saath saath aaplse koi bandh yaayega
abhi bhi waqt hai, kisi se affair kar lo,
kya pata kal kaun sa sample,
tumko pakada diya jaayega

ISHQ VISHQ

Jis Ki Band Aankhon Main Mere Khwab HainJis Ki Sanson Main Bajte Rubab HainLabon Ki Pankkhari Jaise Gulab HainJis Ki Zindagi Main Band Mere Sare Bab HainWoh Mujasma-E-Hayat Tum Hi To HoHaan Woh Tum Hi To HoJis Se Mansoob Mere Saare Arman HainAndaz Jis K Takabbur K Hashr Ka Saman HainJis Ki Sadgi Main Husn Bhi Qurban HainJis Ki Be Rukhi Pe Ye Saare Guman HainWoh Meh Parwar Haseena Tum Hi To HoHaan Woh Tum Hi To HoJab Hawa Tumhe Choo Kar Guzar Jati HaiAik Aag Si Seene Main Bharak Jati HaiTum Paas Nahi Hoti To Goya Zindagi Ruth Jati HaiQuwat-E-Goyayi Jis K Samne Salb Ho Jati HaiWho Naveed-E-Zindagi Tum Hi To HoHaan Woh Tum Hi To HoTere Peron Se Tapakta Who PaniTeri Sheeri Zaban Ki Uf Woh RawaniTere Husn Pe Charti Be Khabar JawaniRoshan Chere Par Damakti Aankhen Who NooraniWho Shakar-E-Husn Tum Hi To HoHaan Woh Tum Hi To Ho

BAD SAD NOBODY SOME BODY OH.........

Five friends lived in a room, Named MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD: Is it police station ??? Police: Yes, what is the matter ??? MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.Police: Are you mad?MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.Police: Don`t you have BRAIN. MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom.... Police: you FOOL...MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..